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Cute little animals

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:42:09 -0500

Yahoo Japan gay style

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:22:55 -0500

A bet made at the local bar

Sat, 22 Apr 2006 15:14:46 -0500

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."
The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"
The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."

Pride and Joy

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:41:55 -0500

Kick your computer until it shows the blue screen of death!

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:32:43 -0500

Things are not always what they seem to be

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:18:12 -0500

Easter Bunny miracle

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:53:01 -0500

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A blonde driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The blonde turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

Top 13 gifts for your dog

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:18:40 -0500

It is clear, America is a nation of extreme wealth. Otherwise, we would not lavish the type of dollars we do to keep our dogs "happy". At times, I think dog owners are simply crazy, not just crazy about their dogs... just crazy, cuckoo, wacko - as in not quite in touch with reality. I may be wrong. But then, could you please explain to me these wacky products for your dog:

13. For dog owners who think the natural look just won't do:

Doggy Nail Polish (See it here).

12. For the dog owner who loves data and needs to know how far the dog will go before collapsing:

Doggy Petometer (See it here).

11. For dog owners who think regular shampoos are not good enough, and want only the best salon treatment for their dogs:

John Paul Salon Pet Shampoo and Conditioner Products (See it here).

10. For dog owners who don't like their dogs shedding but don't want to shave their dogs:

Disposal Dog Clothes - Dog Sleeves (See it here).

9. For the dog owner that is a media star or just has sensitive eyes:

Doggy Sunglasses - Doggles (See it here).

8. For the dog owner just doesn't understand their dog and is working on improving their communication skills:

Doggy Talk - Human Talk Translator (See it here).

7. For the dog owner who believes their dog has just been too stressed lately and NEEDs a great spa treatment:

Total Dog At-Home Spa Center (See it here).

6. For the dog owner who has really really really cold floors in the morning:

Fuzzy Dog Ducky Slippers (See it here).

5. For the dog owner who finds petting the dog too exhausting:

Automatic Dog Petter and Massager (See it here).

4. For the dog owner who likes to stroll the promenade with their dog:

Pink Dog Stroller (See it here).

3. For the dog owner who really just wants to sit on the couch and watch tv:

Dog Jog Treadmill (See it here).

2. For the dog owner who needs to change their diet (and their dog's diet) but won't:

Dog Fart Deodorizer (See it here, thanks to StrangeNewProducts.com).

1. For the dog owner who is just sick and tired of having to drive Fido around town all the time:

Dog Driver's License (See it here).

Well, am I right or am I wrong? Are dog owners crazy or merely just crazy about their dogs? Remember inventors, just because its wacky does not mean it won't sell.

All credit for this goes to www.AmericanInventorSpot.com. Yay!..

Serpent River weather station

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:53:48 -0500

How does YOUR room look after a monster party?

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:13:15 -0500

Remember the "House of Beer"? Now have a look at this. That's what I call Romanian student party room. Actually this is the afterhours..

Or maybe the next "House of Beer"?!...